A trip to a playground in a different part of town. I was pushing Noodles on the toddler swings, whilst Boo played with her best friend from school.
Chav Mum: P-ss off, Courtney.
7-year-old Courtney: Oh, f-k off mum.
Chav Mum: Don’t you f-king swear at me.
Nothing like observing the dubious parenting skills of others to reassure you that you’re not actually doing such a bad job yourself.