Me: Oh, why’s that?
(Thinking it’ll be because it takes longer to open them or something.)
Boo: Well, if you only ask for one big thing but then Santa thinks you’ve been naughty then you don’t get anything, even if you’ve only been naughty a little bit. But if you’re a little bit naughty but you’ve asked for lots of little things, then you’ll only lose one thing per naughty thing, so you’ll still get lots of things and you probably won’t notice what’s missing.
Guess whose asked for lots of little things this year?
She does have a point though.